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More thanksgiving jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/teacher-jokes/#j-eb2319cb03 jokebay-eb2319cb03 Thu, 15 Oct 2026 12:00:00 +0000 I was buying a cart full of glue sticks and crayons when the cashier asked how many kids I have. I said, “This year? Twenty-eight.” More teacher jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/halloween-jokes/#j-283d9ff171 jokebay-283d9ff171 Wed, 14 Oct 2026 12:00:00 +0000 I set a skeleton in a lawn chair on our front porch for Halloween. Three neighbors waved at it. One asked how I’ve been feeling. More halloween jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/halloween-jokes/#j-48040e583a jokebay-48040e583a Tue, 13 Oct 2026 12:00:00 +0000 After every horror movie, I check behind the shower curtain before bed. No idea what my plan is if someone’s there. Probably offer him a towel. 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IKEA does that for free, and they throw in meatballs. More halloween jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/thanksgiving-jokes/#j-5f2ef5e8c2 jokebay-5f2ef5e8c2 Sun, 11 Oct 2026 12:00:00 +0000 My mom will forgive you for skipping Thanksgiving. She will never forgive you for keeping her Tupperware. More thanksgiving jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/halloween-jokes/#j-10287a10af jokebay-10287a10af Sat, 10 Oct 2026 12:00:00 +0000 My neighbor’s Halloween display has a 12-foot skeleton, three fog machines and a screaming coffin. The electric company sends him a fruit basket every November. More halloween jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/thanksgiving-jokes/#j-9be16066d0 jokebay-9be16066d0 Fri, 09 Oct 2026 12:00:00 +0000 My brother-in-law has signed up to bring the ice to Thanksgiving for fourteen years straight. His signature dish is frozen water. More thanksgiving jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/halloween-jokes/#j-64be059027 jokebay-64be059027 Thu, 08 Oct 2026 12:00:00 +0000 Kevin came to the office Halloween party dressed as a “Reply All” email. Grown adults ran screaming. More halloween jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/thanksgiving-jokes/#j-2a50582f53 jokebay-2a50582f53 Thu, 08 Oct 2026 12:00:00 +0000 My mother-in-law sends every Thanksgiving guest home with leftovers. It’s not generosity. It’s evidence disposal. More thanksgiving jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/halloween-jokes/#j-b42d4d1d61 jokebay-b42d4d1d61 Wed, 07 Oct 2026 12:00:00 +0000 The pumpkin patch charged $15 to park, $20 for the hayride and $40 for one pumpkin. Turns out the farm’s real crop is people like me. More halloween jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/thanksgiving-jokes/#j-818d9173b9 jokebay-818d9173b9 Wed, 07 Oct 2026 12:00:00 +0000 I’m forty-two and still sitting at the kids’ table. At this point it’s not a seating chart. It’s a verdict. More thanksgiving jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/halloween-jokes/#j-5c1281fbe6 jokebay-5c1281fbe6 Tue, 06 Oct 2026 12:00:00 +0000 Every couples costume takes a little compromise. So she’s Wonder Woman, and I’m the guy holding her purse. More halloween jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/halloween-jokes/#j-4170af9f7a jokebay-4170af9f7a Mon, 05 Oct 2026 12:00:00 +0000 My neighbor put up his Halloween decorations on Labor Day. By October 31st, the cobwebs were real. More halloween jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/halloween-jokes/#j-1dd53cf705 jokebay-1dd53cf705 Sun, 04 Oct 2026 12:00:00 +0000 Every year I scoop out the pumpkin seeds and announce I’m going to roast them. They’re in the fridge, next to last year’s. More halloween jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/halloween-jokes/#j-5b6088161b jokebay-5b6088161b Sat, 03 Oct 2026 12:00:00 +0000 After trick-or-treating, I charge my kids a 30% candy tax. And anything with peanut butter gets audited. 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Then a clown popped out, and he found an exit the building didn’t have. More halloween jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/halloween-jokes/#j-d5aedb4b55 jokebay-d5aedb4b55 Sun, 27 Sep 2026 12:00:00 +0000 I tried on my old prom tuxedo to see if it would work as a Halloween costume. Change of plans. I’m going as a sausage. More halloween jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/halloween-jokes/#j-de0a1d9fc7 jokebay-de0a1d9fc7 Sat, 26 Sep 2026 12:00:00 +0000 Every year I buy Halloween candy I hate, so I won’t eat it before the 31st. Turns out I don’t hate anything that much. More halloween jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/halloween-jokes/#j-99d4afc1b0 jokebay-99d4afc1b0 Fri, 25 Sep 2026 12:00:00 +0000 I’ve refilled our Halloween candy bowl six times this week. It’s October 22nd. More halloween jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/halloween-jokes/#j-3a19e720a8 jokebay-3a19e720a8 Thu, 24 Sep 2026 12:00:00 +0000 Last minute, I threw a bedsheet over my head and went to the party as a ghost. Now I’m explaining to my wife why her good sheets have eyeholes. More halloween jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/halloween-jokes/#j-950e63f585 jokebay-950e63f585 Wed, 23 Sep 2026 12:00:00 +0000 I carved a jack-o’-lantern for the first time in years. It looks exactly like my driver’s license photo. More halloween jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/halloween-jokes/#j-dbb6f867e6 jokebay-dbb6f867e6 Tue, 22 Sep 2026 12:00:00 +0000 In horror movies, the scariest call is the one coming from inside the house. At my house, that’s just my husband texting from the couch for chips. More halloween jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/halloween-jokes/#j-9b57ce50e8 jokebay-9b57ce50e8 Mon, 21 Sep 2026 12:00:00 +0000 Halfway through the haunted house, I screamed and grabbed the person next to me. Total stranger. We’re having brunch on Sunday. More halloween jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/halloween-jokes/#j-0856bbab33 jokebay-0856bbab33 Sat, 19 Sep 2026 12:00:00 +0000 In the horror movie, a family moves into a huge, gorgeous old house for next to nothing. Honestly, a five-bedroom at that price was the least believable part. More halloween jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/halloween-jokes/#j-4f07a5b176 jokebay-4f07a5b176 Fri, 18 Sep 2026 12:00:00 +0000 My neighbor ran his Halloween fog machine all night long. The airport rerouted three flights. More halloween jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/halloween-jokes/#j-801436174c jokebay-801436174c Thu, 17 Sep 2026 12:00:00 +0000 Horror movie families wander around in the dark with every light in the house switched off. Somewhere, my dad is very proud of them. More halloween jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/halloween-jokes/#j-5ccf006232 jokebay-5ccf006232 Wed, 16 Sep 2026 12:00:00 +0000 A trick-or-treater screamed and ran the second I opened the front door. Which hurt, because I hadn’t put my costume on yet. More halloween jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/halloween-jokes/#j-10acc3644b jokebay-10acc3644b Tue, 15 Sep 2026 12:00:00 +0000 On the haunted hayride, a zombie jumped out and grabbed my ankle. While he was down there, I asked him to crack my lower back. More halloween jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/halloween-jokes/#j-c9931e8ac5 jokebay-c9931e8ac5 Mon, 14 Sep 2026 12:00:00 +0000 In horror movies, someone hears a noise in the basement and goes down to check. At my age, I hear a noise and assume it’s my knee. More halloween jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/halloween-jokes/#j-46ccf6d832 jokebay-46ccf6d832 Sun, 13 Sep 2026 12:00:00 +0000 Our HOA sent me a letter demanding I take down my creepy Halloween decorations. It’s March. That’s just my yard. More halloween jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/halloween-jokes/#j-ae130d1217 jokebay-ae130d1217 Sat, 12 Sep 2026 12:00:00 +0000 My husband and I went to the Halloween party as salt and pepper. No costumes. We just stopped coloring our hair. More halloween jokes at JokeBay. https://jokebay.com/halloween-jokes/#j-33655483bb jokebay-33655483bb Fri, 11 Sep 2026 12:00:00 +0000 Every Halloween I swear I’ll only eat a few pieces of the candy. At midnight my wife found me in the pantry like a raccoon with a mortgage. More halloween jokes at JokeBay.