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31 Funny Knock-Knock Jokes for Adults

Clean knock-knock jokes for adults about work, bills, getting older and home repairs.

Funny knock-knock jokes for adults, still clean but about grown-up life: work, bills, getting older, home repairs and the holidays. Easy to tell, hard not to groan. See all 62 knock-knock jokes.

Work and money knock-knock jokes (8)

Saturday shifts, mortgages, raises and bills, knocking at the worst possible time.

  1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ima. Ima who?

    Ima need you to come in on Saturday. Mmkay?

  2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owen. Owen who?

    Owen the bank for thirty more years. Love the house, though.

  3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Oscar. Oscar who?

    Oscar for a raise? I did. She laughed for ten minutes.

  4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Weekend. Weekend who?

    See? Two days and you’ve already forgotten me.

  5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who?

    Ivana go home, and it’s only 9:05 on Monday.

  6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Heidi. Heidi who?

    Heidi mail. The bills found us again.

  7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who?

    Anita vacation from my vacation.

  8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who?

    Canoe explain why the dog is listed as a dependent?

Getting older knock-knock jokes (9)

Bad knees, reading glasses, early-bird specials and texts nobody answers.

  1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who?

    Arthur-itis. Your knees said I could stay.

  2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Decaf. Decaf who?

    Exactly. Nobody ever wants to let me in.

  3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hugo. Hugo who?

    Hugo answer it. It’s your mother.

  4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tex. Tex who?

    Tex me next time. Who even knocks anymore?

  5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Earl. Earl who?

    Earl-y bird special! It’s 3:45. Grab your coat, we’re already late.

  6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tuba. Tuba who?

    Tuba honest, I loved the band concert. All three hours of it.

  7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Len. Len who?

    Len me your reading glasses. Is this shampoo or conditioner?

  8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iowa. Iowa who?

    Iowa you an apology. My “shortcut” added three hours.

  9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Reed. Reed who?

    Reed my text yet? Your phone says you did. Three hours ago.

Home repair knock-knock jokes (7)

Plumbers, the HOA and DIY projects that went sideways, right at your door.

  1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who?

    Noah good plumber? The basement’s an indoor pool now.

  2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hedda. Hedda who?

    Hedda the HOA. Your mailbox is an unapproved shade of beige.

  3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lou. Lou who?

    Lou screws. Four extra. The bookcase seems fine, though.

  4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eileen. Eileen who?

    Eileen-ed on the railing you fixed. Now I’m in the bushes.

  5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amanda. Amanda who?

    Amanda fix the dishwasher. I’ll be here between 8 a.m. and next week.

  6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jamaica. Jamaica who?

    Jamaica list this time? It’s our fifth trip to the hardware store.

  7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Watts. Watts who?

    Watts that smell? Oh. You fixed the outlet yourself.

Holiday knock-knock jokes for grown-ups (7)

Tangled lights, crooked trees and a vampire running the blood drive.

  1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yukon. Yukon who?

    Yukon let me in the front door. You have a gas fireplace.

  2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fir. Fir who?

    Fir the last time, the tree is not crooked. The house is.

  3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Vlad. Vlad who?

    Vlad to meet you! Ooh, a turtleneck. Rude.

  4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Count. Count who?

    Count Dracula. I’m with the blood drive. Got a minute?

  5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anna. Anna who?

    Anna partridge in a pear tree. Where do I return these?

  6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Paul. Paul who?

    Paul-tergeist. And yes, I’m the one hiding your car keys.

  7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gnome. Gnome who?

    Gnome-atter what you do, those lights are never getting untangled.

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