62 Funny Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids and Adults
Clean knock-knock jokes for kids and adults: silly, punny and easy to tell out loud.
Funny knock-knock jokes for kids and adults, all clean and easy to tell out loud. Silly animal and food knock-knocks for kids, grown-up ones about work, bills and getting older, plus Halloween and Christmas knock-knock jokes.
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Knock-knock jokes for kids (25)
Silly animals, snacks and playground squabbles, perfect for little ones learning to knock.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who?
Ketchup! The mustard already went inside!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Waiter. Waiter who?
Waiter minute… I forgot my own name!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who?
Leaf me alone! …Wait, I’m the one who knocked.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Waddle. Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I stop knocking?
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Raisin. Raisin who?
Raisin my hand, but nobody’s calling on me!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toad. Toad who?
Toad you a hundred times, it’s me!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who?
Donut open yet! I’m still wrapping your present!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Llama. Llama who?
Llama in! I promise I won’t spit.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Burp. Burp who?
Ew! Say “excuse me”!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peas. Peas who?
Peas let me in! I said the magic word!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who?
Owl huff, and owl puff, and owl blow your house in!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toucan. Toucan who?
Toucan play this game! Now it’s your turn to knock!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iguana. Iguana who?
Iguana stay up past bedtime! Just five more minutes?
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rhino. Rhino who?
Rhino where you hid the cookies!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hippo. Hippo who?
Hippopotamus. You’re gonna need a bigger door!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goat. Goat who?
Goat-cha! I was hiding behind you the whole time!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Panda. Panda who?
Panda-monium! The hamster got out again!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nacho. Nacho who?
Nacho turn! It’s MY turn on the swing!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cheetah. Cheetah who?
Cheetah! You peeked during hide-and-seek!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a spider! Is there one in there?
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jimmy. Jimmy who?
Jimmy a piggyback ride! Giddyup!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stan. Stan who?
Stan back! I’m gonna sneeze! AH… AH… ACHOOOO!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who?
Wanda push me on the swings? Higher! HIGHER!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Barry. Barry who?
Barry the treasure, quick! The pirates are coming!
Knock-knock jokes for adults (24)
Mortgages, bad knees, Monday mornings and the HOA, all knocking at your door.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ima. Ima who?
Ima need you to come in on Saturday. Mmkay?
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who?
Arthur-itis. Your knees said I could stay.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Decaf. Decaf who?
Exactly. Nobody ever wants to let me in.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owen. Owen who?
Owen the bank for thirty more years. Love the house, though.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hugo. Hugo who?
Hugo answer it. It’s your mother.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Oscar. Oscar who?
Oscar for a raise? I did. She laughed for ten minutes.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Weekend. Weekend who?
See? Two days and you’ve already forgotten me.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who?
Ivana go home, and it’s only 9:05 on Monday.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Heidi. Heidi who?
Heidi mail. The bills found us again.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who?
Noah good plumber? The basement’s an indoor pool now.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who?
Anita vacation from my vacation.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tex. Tex who?
Tex me next time. Who even knocks anymore?
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hedda. Hedda who?
Hedda the HOA. Your mailbox is an unapproved shade of beige.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who?
Canoe explain why the dog is listed as a dependent?
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lou. Lou who?
Lou screws. Four extra. The bookcase seems fine, though.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eileen. Eileen who?
Eileen-ed on the railing you fixed. Now I’m in the bushes.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Earl. Earl who?
Earl-y bird special! It’s 3:45. Grab your coat, we’re already late.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amanda. Amanda who?
Amanda fix the dishwasher. I’ll be here between 8 a.m. and next week.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jamaica. Jamaica who?
Jamaica list this time? It’s our fifth trip to the hardware store.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Watts. Watts who?
Watts that smell? Oh. You fixed the outlet yourself.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tuba. Tuba who?
Tuba honest, I loved the band concert. All three hours of it.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Len. Len who?
Len me your reading glasses. Is this shampoo or conditioner?
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iowa. Iowa who?
Iowa you an apology. My “shortcut” added three hours.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Reed. Reed who?
Reed my text yet? Your phone says you did. Three hours ago.
Christmas knock-knock jokes (7)
Tangled lights, crooked trees and carolers who won’t leave until you open up.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yukon. Yukon who?
Yukon let me in the front door. You have a gas fireplace.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fir. Fir who?
Fir the last time, the tree is not crooked. The house is.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anna. Anna who?
Anna partridge in a pear tree. Where do I return these?
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Juno. Juno who?
Juno what time it is? Christmas! Also, 4 a.m.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Igloo. Igloo who?
Igloo-ed Grandma’s angel back together. Act natural.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Elf. Elf who?
Elf you open the door, we’ll stop singing.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gnome. Gnome who?
Gnome-atter what you do, those lights are never getting untangled.
Halloween knock-knock jokes (6)
Vampires, mummies and a poltergeist with your car keys, all waiting on the porch.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frank. Frank who?
Frankenstein. Got an outlet? I’m down to 2%.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mummy. Mummy who?
Mummy’s the word. Nobody needs to know it’s toilet paper.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Vlad. Vlad who?
Vlad to meet you! Ooh, a turtleneck. Rude.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Count. Count who?
Count Dracula. I’m with the blood drive. Got a minute?
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kenya. Kenya who?
Kenya guess what I am? Me neither. My mom made it.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Paul. Paul who?
Paul-tergeist. And yes, I’m the one hiding your car keys.