31 Funny Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Silly, clean knock-knock jokes for kids about animals, food and holidays.
Funny knock-knock jokes for kids that parents actually enjoy telling. Silly animal and food knock-knocks plus a few for Halloween and Christmas, all clean, and all easy for kids to tell back. See all 62 knock-knock jokes.
Food knock-knock jokes (6)
Ketchup, donuts, nachos and peas, the snack-time knock-knocks kids ask for again.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who?
Ketchup! The mustard already went inside!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Raisin. Raisin who?
Raisin my hand, but nobody’s calling on me!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who?
Donut open yet! I’m still wrapping your present!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peas. Peas who?
Peas let me in! I said the magic word!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nacho. Nacho who?
Nacho turn! It’s MY turn on the swing!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a spider! Is there one in there?
Animal knock-knock jokes (10)
Owls, llamas, hippos and goats, all lined up at the front door.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toad. Toad who?
Toad you a hundred times, it’s me!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Llama. Llama who?
Llama in! I promise I won’t spit.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who?
Owl huff, and owl puff, and owl blow your house in!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toucan. Toucan who?
Toucan play this game! Now it’s your turn to knock!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iguana. Iguana who?
Iguana stay up past bedtime! Just five more minutes?
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rhino. Rhino who?
Rhino where you hid the cookies!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hippo. Hippo who?
Hippopotamus. You’re gonna need a bigger door!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goat. Goat who?
Goat-cha! I was hiding behind you the whole time!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Panda. Panda who?
Panda-monium! The hamster got out again!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cheetah. Cheetah who?
Cheetah! You peeked during hide-and-seek!
Silly knock-knock jokes (9)
Burps, sneezes, swings and piggyback rides, guaranteed to get the giggles going.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Waiter. Waiter who?
Waiter minute… I forgot my own name!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who?
Leaf me alone! …Wait, I’m the one who knocked.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Waddle. Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I stop knocking?
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Burp. Burp who?
Ew! Say “excuse me”!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jimmy. Jimmy who?
Jimmy a piggyback ride! Giddyup!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stan. Stan who?
Stan back! I’m gonna sneeze! AH… AH… ACHOOOO!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who?
Wanda push me on the swings? Higher! HIGHER!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Barry. Barry who?
Barry the treasure, quick! The pirates are coming!
Holiday knock-knock jokes for kids (6)
Mummies, elves and early Christmas mornings for little ones who love the holidays.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frank. Frank who?
Frankenstein. Got an outlet? I’m down to 2%.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mummy. Mummy who?
Mummy’s the word. Nobody needs to know it’s toilet paper.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kenya. Kenya who?
Kenya guess what I am? Me neither. My mom made it.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Juno. Juno who?
Juno what time it is? Christmas! Also, 4 a.m.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Igloo. Igloo who?
Igloo-ed Grandma’s angel back together. Act natural.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Elf. Elf who?
Elf you open the door, we’ll stop singing.