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Funny jokes worth telling.
Clean, short jokes that are actually funny: dad jokes, one-liners, work jokes and holiday jokes, sorted into lists so you find the right one fast.
Today’s jokes
I threw my alarm clock in the trash the day I retired.
Now my bladder wakes me at 5 a.m. for free.
Kevin came to the office Halloween party dressed as a “Reply All” email.
Grown adults ran screaming.
I finally got rid of all my junk at a yard sale.
Then my neighbor had a yard sale, and I bought it all back.
My mother-in-law has started calling our guest room “my room.”
Last week she asked us to knock.
My husband and my dog both snore like freight trains.
Only one gets sent to the couch, and it’s not the dog.
My math teacher’s parrot flew out an open window and never came back.
Now she just calls it a polygon.
I told my wife she should learn to embrace her mistakes.
She walked over and hugged me.
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Halloween and Thanksgiving jokes
In season now. Holiday lists move up here about six weeks before the big day.
Halloween · Sat, Oct 31
60 Halloween Jokes
Short, clean Halloween jokes: costumes, candy, haunted houses and the office party.
Thanksgiving · Thu, Nov 26
40 Thanksgiving Jokes
Clean Thanksgiving jokes: turkey, relatives, football and the post-dinner nap.
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My credit card company called to flag suspicious activity on my account.One-Liners · 10s
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