The waiter promised the wings were “only a little spicy.”
Three bites in, I could hear colors.
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People keep telling me I have a coffee problem.
Wrong. I have a no‑coffee problem.
For the office costume contest, I dressed up as my boss.
I said “Let’s circle back” all day and left at two.
My phone told me my screen time went up 40% this week.
I read that notification eleven times.
My wife has the worst memory of anyone I’ve ever met.
She remembers everything.
I listed my job as “teacher” on a loan application.
The loan officer handed me a lollipop and a box of tissues.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who?
Arthur-itis. Your knees said I could stay.
Third trip to the hardware store today, just to get out of the house.
The manager asked if I wanted to clock in.
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Halloween · Sat, Oct 31
56 Halloween Jokes
Short, clean Halloween jokes: costumes, candy, haunted houses and the office party.
Thanksgiving · Thu, Nov 26
40 Thanksgiving Jokes
Clean Thanksgiving jokes: turkey, relatives, football and the post-dinner nap.
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I tried on a Halloween costume labeled “One Size Fits All.”
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At every office birthday party, there are two kinds of people.
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I asked our receptionist how she stays so calm all day.
She said she just puts everything on hold.
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