I’m pretty proud of myself. I just invented a brand-new word.
Plagiarism.
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My lawyer said he’d send over a quick brief.
It’s 112 pages. I’m scared to see a long one.
The secret to my famous Thanksgiving stuffing?
Buying it. And lying.
My daughter says my texts sound angry because I end every one with a period.
Noted.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yukon. Yukon who?
Yukon let me in the front door. You have a gas fireplace.
People always ask me if I play golf in the 70s.
Of course. Any hotter than that and I stay home.
The secret to keeping a clean house is actually very simple.
Never let anyone inside.
We installed a doggy door so the dog could let himself out.
Great news: the raccoon can let himself in, too.
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