I told my wife I was building a car entirely out of spaghetti.
You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
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My sourdough won’t let anybody get close to it.
It has some serious crust issues.
I’m thankful for my family.
Especially since they all live at least four hours away.
My mother-in-law always calls before she comes over.
From our driveway.
My doctor said I need to get more rest.
My wife said, “From what?”
We’ve been married thirty years, and I still hold my wife’s hand everywhere we go.
If I let go, she shops.
My neighbors listen to really great music.
Whether they want to or not.
My doctor said I’m a hypochondriac.
Great. One more thing I have.
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