I bought a self-help book called “How to Cope With Disappointment.”
Every single page was blank.
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Every hair tie I’ve ever owned has vanished under the fridge.
My cat runs a small but very organized black market.
My mother-in-law sends every Thanksgiving guest home with leftovers.
It’s not generosity. It’s evidence disposal.
My boss is a lot like a cloud.
When he disappears, it’s a beautiful day.
My mother-in-law is a world-class backseat driver.
Yesterday she criticized my lane change. I was making a sandwich.
I asked my smart speaker to tell me something funny.
It read me my bank balance.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday
is to forget it exactly once.
I looked up a lasagna recipe online.
Twelve paragraphs in, I know all about her divorce. Still no lasagna.
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