When I got promoted to vice president, my wife cried tears of joy.
Her mother asked to see the paperwork.
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Why do they call it “decaf”?
Because “Pointless Hot Bean Water” wouldn’t fit on the pot.
Grandpa always calls the turkey “the guest of honor.”
Odd thing to say while sharpening a carving knife.
I tried intermittent fasting.
I made it all the way from dinner to second dinner.
I made eye contact with someone at one PTA meeting.
Now I’m running the fall festival.
My tackle box is now worth more than my truck.
So I lock the tackle box and leave the truck open.
We named our cat Princess.
She took it as a job description.
Everyone keeps telling me I’m “over the hill.”
What hill? I don’t remember any hill.
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