So productive
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Dave: Working from home is so productive!
Linda: What did you get done?
Dave: Two loads of laundry and a nap.
Funny work comics: Dave & Linda
Dave sits at his desk and tries his best. Linda stands by it with her coffee mug, having seen it all. Meetings, reply-all, the printer and Friday that never comes. Three panels, one punchline, newest first.
It’s a system
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Linda: You have five coffee cups on your desk.
Dave: It’s a system.
Linda: It’s a science project.
The stapler
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Linda: Did you borrow my stapler?
Dave: Just for a minute.
Linda: In March.
Inbox zero
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Dave: I finally hit inbox zero!
Linda: You answered everything?
Dave: I deleted everything.
Going nowhere
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Dave: I’m taking a vacation next week!
Linda: Where are you going?
Dave: Nowhere. I’m just not coming here.
Your camera’s on
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Linda: Dave, your camera’s on.
Dave: Since when?
Linda: Since the burrito.
Team building
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Dave: The boss wants a team-building exercise.
Linda: Like what?
Dave: Trust falls. And I’ve met this team.
Big project
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Linda: You’ve been typing for an hour. Big project?
Dave: Huge.
Dave: I’m finally caught up on emails from 2019.
Circle back
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Linda: The boss wants us to circle back after we touch base.
Dave: What does that mean?
Linda: Another meeting.
The new password
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Dave: IT says my password needs a number and a symbol.
Linda: Try “Dave123!”
Dave: How do you know my password?
Great at teamwork
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Dave: My review says I’m great at teamwork!
Linda: Because you hand everything to me?
Dave: Teamwork!
Cake in the break room
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Dave: There’s cake in the break room!
Linda: Whose birthday is it?
Dave: Does it matter?
Very professional
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Linda: Your out-of-office reply is very professional.
Dave: Thanks!
Linda: You’re in the office, Dave.
Quick question
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Dave: Linda, quick question.
Linda: Is it actually quick?
Dave: It’s in fourteen parts.
The last cup
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Linda: Did you take the last cup of coffee?
Dave: No, I left some.
Linda: One sip is not “some,” Dave.
The printer knows
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Dave: The printer jammed again!
Linda: It knows you’re in a hurry.
Dave: How does it KNOW?
Is it Friday yet?
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Dave: Is it Friday yet?
Linda: It’s Tuesday, Dave.
Dave: Which Tuesday?
Could have been an email
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Linda: This meeting could have been an email.
Dave: And that email could have been a meeting.
Linda: And this chat could have been silence.
Unsend
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Dave: Linda, how do I unsend an email?
Linda: Who did you send it to?
Dave: Everyone. It was my lunch order.
You were on mute
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Dave: …and THAT’S how we save a million dollars!
Linda: You were on mute, Dave.
Dave: For the whole hour?