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Funny cat and dog comics: Waffles & Mo

Waffles is a dog who loves everything. Mo is a cat who doesn’t. They share a house, a couch and very different opinions. Three panels, one punchline, newest first.

Hiding all day

Comic strip: Mo: I’ve been hiding from the humans all day. Waffles: Why? Mo: It’s the only time they look for me.
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Mo: I’ve been hiding from the humans all day.

Waffles: Why?

Mo: It’s the only time they look for me.

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The other dog

Comic strip: Waffles: There’s another dog in the bathroom! Mo: That’s a mirror. Waffles: He’s SO handsome!
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Waffles: There’s another dog in the bathroom!

Mo: That’s a mirror.

Waffles: He’s SO handsome!

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The W word

Comic strip: Waffles: The human just said the W word! Mo: Walk? Waffles: WALK?! WHERE?! NOW?!
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Waffles: The human just said the W word!

Mo: Walk?

Waffles: WALK?! WHERE?! NOW?!

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Sharing

Comic strip: Waffles: I love sharing my bed with you, Mo! Mo: It’s my bed now. Waffles: I love sharing YOUR bed with you!
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Waffles: I love sharing my bed with you, Mo!

Mo: It’s my bed now.

Waffles: I love sharing YOUR bed with you!

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The loud monster

Comic strip: Waffles: The loud monster is back! Mo: It’s a vacuum, Waffles. Waffles: That’s what it WANTS you to think.
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Waffles: The loud monster is back!

Mo: It’s a vacuum, Waffles.

Waffles: That’s what it WANTS you to think.

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The smaller bowl

Comic strip: Waffles: My food bowl looks smaller today. Mo: It’s the same bowl. Mo: I just ate half of it.
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Waffles: My food bowl looks smaller today.

Mo: It’s the same bowl.

Mo: I just ate half of it.

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A busy day

Comic strip: Waffles: What did you do today, Mo? Mo: I napped in the sun. Mo: Then the sun moved, so I moved.
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Waffles: What did you do today, Mo?

Mo: I napped in the sun.

Mo: Then the sun moved, so I moved.

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Someone’s at the door

Comic strip: Waffles: Someone’s at the door! Mo: That was the TV. Waffles: Someone’s at the TV!
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Waffles: Someone’s at the door!

Mo: That was the TV.

Waffles: Someone’s at the TV!

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Helping with work

Comic strip: Mo: I helped the human with work today. Waffles: That’s nice! How? Mo: I sat on the keyboard.
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Mo: I helped the human with work today.

Waffles: That’s nice! How?

Mo: I sat on the keyboard.

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Starving

Comic strip: Mo: I told the humans I haven’t eaten in days. Waffles: You ate an hour ago. Mo: They don’t know that.
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Mo: I told the humans I haven’t eaten in days.

Waffles: You ate an hour ago.

Mo: They don’t know that.

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Who’s a good boy?

Comic strip: Waffles: The human asked who’s a good boy! Mo: And? Waffles: I still don’t know! Who IS it?
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Waffles: The human asked who’s a good boy!

Mo: And?

Waffles: I still don’t know! Who IS it?

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47 times

Comic strip: Waffles: I brought the ball back 47 times! Mo: And they threw it away every time. Waffles: …wait.
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Waffles: I brought the ball back 47 times!

Mo: And they threw it away every time.

Waffles: …wait.

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The $90 cat bed

Comic strip: Waffles: The humans bought you a $90 cat bed! Mo: I know. Mo: I sleep in the box it came in.
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Waffles: The humans bought you a $90 cat bed!

Mo: I know.

Mo: I sleep in the box it came in.

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Laps at 3 a.m.

Comic strip: Mo: I ran laps around the house at 3 a.m. Waffles: Why? Mo: The humans were sleeping too well.
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Mo: I ran laps around the house at 3 a.m.

Waffles: Why?

Mo: The humans were sleeping too well.

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He comes every day

Comic strip: Waffles: The mailman came AGAIN! Mo: He comes every day. Waffles: And every day I save us!
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Waffles: The mailman came AGAIN!

Mo: He comes every day.

Waffles: And every day I save us!

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The squirrel plan

Comic strip: Waffles: Today’s the day I catch that squirrel! Mo: You say that every day. Waffles: And one day I’ll be RIGHT!
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Waffles: Today’s the day I catch that squirrel!

Mo: You say that every day.

Waffles: And one day I’ll be RIGHT!

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Going for a ride

Comic strip: Waffles: We’re going for a ride in the car! Mo: Have fun at the vet. Waffles: The WHAT?
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Waffles: We’re going for a ride in the car!

Mo: Have fun at the vet.

Waffles: The WHAT?

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Dogs have owners

Comic strip: Waffles: I just love our owners so much! Mo: Dogs have owners. Mo: Cats have staff.
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Waffles: I just love our owners so much!

Mo: Dogs have owners.

Mo: Cats have staff.

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Finally caught it

Comic strip: Waffles: Mo! I finally caught my tail! Mo: Great. Now what? Waffles: I never planned this far ahead.
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Waffles: Mo! I finally caught my tail!

Mo: Great. Now what?

Waffles: I never planned this far ahead.

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Mostly a good boy

Comic strip: Waffles: I’ve been a good boy all day! Mo: You ate a couch cushion. Waffles: A good boy MOST of the day!
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Waffles: I’ve been a good boy all day!

Mo: You ate a couch cushion.

Waffles: A good boy MOST of the day!

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Why the glass had to go

Comic strip: Mo: I knocked a glass off the table today. Waffles: Why? Mo: It was on the table.
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Mo: I knocked a glass off the table today.

Waffles: Why?

Mo: It was on the table.

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Best day ever

Comic strip: Waffles: MO! The humans are home! Best day EVER! Mo: They went to get the mail. Waffles: BEST DAY EVER!
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Waffles: MO! The humans are home! Best day EVER!

Mo: They went to get the mail.

Waffles: BEST DAY EVER!

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