Hiding all day

Read the joke
Mo: I’ve been hiding from the humans all day.
Waffles: Why?
Mo: It’s the only time they look for me.
Waffles is a dog who loves everything. Mo is a cat who doesn’t. They share a house, a couch and very different opinions. Three panels, one punchline, newest first.

Mo: I’ve been hiding from the humans all day.
Waffles: Why?
Mo: It’s the only time they look for me.

Waffles: There’s another dog in the bathroom!
Mo: That’s a mirror.
Waffles: He’s SO handsome!

Waffles: The human just said the W word!
Mo: Walk?
Waffles: WALK?! WHERE?! NOW?!

Waffles: I love sharing my bed with you, Mo!
Mo: It’s my bed now.
Waffles: I love sharing YOUR bed with you!

Waffles: The loud monster is back!
Mo: It’s a vacuum, Waffles.
Waffles: That’s what it WANTS you to think.

Waffles: My food bowl looks smaller today.
Mo: It’s the same bowl.
Mo: I just ate half of it.

Waffles: What did you do today, Mo?
Mo: I napped in the sun.
Mo: Then the sun moved, so I moved.

Waffles: Someone’s at the door!
Mo: That was the TV.
Waffles: Someone’s at the TV!

Mo: I helped the human with work today.
Waffles: That’s nice! How?
Mo: I sat on the keyboard.

Mo: I told the humans I haven’t eaten in days.
Waffles: You ate an hour ago.
Mo: They don’t know that.

Waffles: The human asked who’s a good boy!
Mo: And?
Waffles: I still don’t know! Who IS it?

Waffles: I brought the ball back 47 times!
Mo: And they threw it away every time.
Waffles: …wait.

Waffles: The humans bought you a $90 cat bed!
Mo: I know.
Mo: I sleep in the box it came in.

Mo: I ran laps around the house at 3 a.m.
Waffles: Why?
Mo: The humans were sleeping too well.

Waffles: The mailman came AGAIN!
Mo: He comes every day.
Waffles: And every day I save us!

Waffles: Today’s the day I catch that squirrel!
Mo: You say that every day.
Waffles: And one day I’ll be RIGHT!

Waffles: We’re going for a ride in the car!
Mo: Have fun at the vet.
Waffles: The WHAT?

Waffles: I just love our owners so much!
Mo: Dogs have owners.
Mo: Cats have staff.

Waffles: Mo! I finally caught my tail!
Mo: Great. Now what?
Waffles: I never planned this far ahead.

Waffles: I’ve been a good boy all day!
Mo: You ate a couch cushion.
Waffles: A good boy MOST of the day!

Mo: I knocked a glass off the table today.
Waffles: Why?
Mo: It was on the table.

Waffles: MO! The humans are home! Best day EVER!
Mo: They went to get the mail.
Waffles: BEST DAY EVER!