18 Funny Christmas Puns
Clean Christmas puns for cards and captions: Santa, reindeer, snowmen and elves.
Funny Christmas puns for cards, captions and the office party. Clean puns about Santa, reindeer, snowmen, elves and gingerbread that are good for a groan and a laugh. See all 107 puns.
Santa puns (7)
Ho-ho-hoes, Santa Pauses and a sleigh that came free with the house.
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What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate clauses.
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What did Mrs. Claus say when storm clouds rolled over the North Pole?
“Looks like rain, dear.”
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How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing. It was on the house.
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What does Santa say while he’s working in his garden?
“Hoe, hoe, hoe!”
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What do you call Santa after he’s paid for every toy in the workshop?
Saint Nickel-less.
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What does Santa take on December 26th?
A long Santa Pause.
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Why did Santa’s little helper start seeing a therapist?
Low elf-esteem.
Reindeer, snowman and gingerbread puns (7)
Rudolph’s report card, an abdominal snowman and a gingerbread man who snapped.
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What do you call a snowman who hits the gym every day?
An abdominal snowman.
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Why did Rudolph get a D on his report card?
He went down in history.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
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What do you call a reindeer who quits Santa’s team and goes off on his own?
A rebel without a Claus.
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Why was the snowman digging through the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
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What did the gingerbread man say when he broke his leg?
“Oh, snap!”
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What kind of bedding does a gingerbread man buy?
Cookie sheets.
Christmas carol and card puns (4)
Singing dogs, grumpy mice and an advent calendar whose days are numbered.
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How do sheep wish each other a merry Christmas?
“Fleece Navidad!”
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Somebody stole our advent calendar right off the kitchen wall.
Its days are numbered.
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What’s a dog’s favorite Christmas carol?
“Bark! The Herald Angels Sing.”
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What do grumpy mice mail each other in December?
Cross-mouse cards.