19 Funny Halloween Puns
Clean Halloween puns for captions and parties: ghosts, skeletons, vampires and witches.
Funny Halloween puns for captions, cards and the costume party. Clean puns about ghosts, skeletons, mummies, vampires, witches and pumpkins that are spook-tacularly groan-worthy. See all 107 puns.
Ghost, mummy and skeleton puns (9)
Boos at the bar, tomb-it-may-concern letters and skeletons with great bones.
-
Why don’t mummies ever take vacations?
They’re afraid they might relax and unwind.
-
Which room in the house does a ghost like best?
The living room.
-
Why did the ghost ride the elevator all day?
To lift its spirits.
-
Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
For the spare ribs.
-
Our realtor admits the old haunted house needs work, and yes, there are skeletons in the closet.
But she swears it has great bones.
-
How does a mummy begin every formal letter?
“Tomb it may concern.”
-
Why is the ghost always on a diet?
She’s trying to keep her ghoulish figure.
-
What kind of music do mummies play at parties?
Wrap. Mostly the oldies.
-
Where does a ghost go on Friday night after a long week of haunting?
Straight to the bar for a few boos.
Vampire puns (5)
Dracula and friends, with plenty at stake and a real pain in the neck.
-
How do vampires get across the ocean?
In blood vessels.
-
Why don’t vampires get invited to many parties?
They’re a real pain in the neck.
-
Why does Dracula always seem to have a cold?
He can’t stop coffin.
-
Why won’t vampires ever eat at a steakhouse?
There’s way too much at stake.
-
Why did Dracula decide to become an accountant?
He was already a Count.
Witch, pumpkin and monster puns (5)
Brooms, gourds, zombies and Frankenstein, all bringing their spookiest wordplay.
-
Who helps little pumpkins cross the street safely?
The crossing gourd.
-
Why did the witch’s broom show up late?
It over-swept.
-
What does a zombie who’s gone vegetarian moan as he shuffles down the street?
“Graaaaains!”
-
Why does Frankenstein’s monster always get indigestion?
He bolts his food.
-
Why did the witch take a job at the fancy downtown hotel?
She’d always wanted to work in broom service.